Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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