YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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