Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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