he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Randomize
