conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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