Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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