That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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