That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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