Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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