in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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