is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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