having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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