i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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