me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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