11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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