they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Someone came in the potted fern
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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