What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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