Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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