dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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