was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm really busy with my period
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