About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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bring money and cleavage
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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