i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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