if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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