Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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