How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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