Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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