So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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