im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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