I feel great
I just peed on a car
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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