I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
