she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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