Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It's just like the Real World with babies
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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