Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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