I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Randomize
