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what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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