what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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