So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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