You really coming over, don't trick.
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize