awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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