You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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