She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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