I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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