I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He did a backflip because drugs
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