Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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