he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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