Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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