Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
even my farts smell like vagina
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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