i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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