Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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