I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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