when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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