wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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