i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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