Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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