At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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